#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
Reblogging for the caption.
(Source: depplyhallows)
Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie)
Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape:
- Taylor Swift
- the song “Call Me Maybe”
- girls who date “douchebags”
- basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars
- girls who are “shallow” or “fake”
- girls who wear too much make-up
- girls who don’t wear enough make-up
- fat girls
- when people badmouth dark and gritty superhero films
- sports
- sports
- sports
- guns
- fishing
- hunting
- vegetarianism
- Justin Bieber
- someone thinking that they’re gay
- musicals
(via blossom-bamford)
- women “hating” men
- women hating men
- women saying no
- women saying yes
- women being friends with them
- women talking back to them
- women dressing “slutty”
- women having “too much sex”
- women not putting out enough
- women not paying for their dinner
- women paying for their dinner
- women getting abortions
- women not getting abortions
- women running for president
- women posting pics of themselves online
- women refusing to post pics of themselves online
- women who are “special snow flakes”
- women who just follow the herd
- women who don’t give a fuck
- women who give too many fucks
- ugly women
- pretty women
- women talking
- women refusing to talk
- women entering their spaces
- women avoiding their spaces
- women “objectifying themselves”
- women being human
(via iphisquandary)
- being “‘disrespected”
- video games (how is video games not up here)
(Source: avant-sad)
“omg” and “oh my god” are two completely different emotions
(Source: cuttlefishcuddler)
- Moriarty: *speaks*
- Me: OH MY GOD
- Me: BAHAHA YOU'RE SO CUTE
- Me: I CAN'T TAKE IT
- Me: I CAN'T TAKE IT YOU'RE SO CUTE
- Me: SAY MORE WORDS
- Moriarty: *threatens to kill people*
- Moriarty: *rages and growls*
- Me: WHO'S A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT
aLT+REBLOG IS WORKIN G AGAIN O H M YGDO
Dean’s just like ‘oooohhh yeeeeaaaaahhhh’
Let’s be honest, in the last gif Dean’s just having fun with his breath and probably thinking more along the lines of “RAW! I’m a dragon!”
Sam has like the sassiest expressions ever in theses GIF’s
Wow Sam is sassy
(Source: freetobesamanddean)
…wait
was this a Destiel vs. Megstiel joke or…
…oh my GOD
holy fucking shit
breathe if im your favorite blog
thank you
do a triple backflip if I’m not
(Source: ludakrease)
during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)
he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:
I’m starting to love this fucking duck.
For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life
Cool
it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit
um.
Ducking great meme here!
(Source: methoticalmemento)






